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The Only ‘Oppression’ Gen Z Knows Is When the Wi-Fi’s Down

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  There’s a generation out there that thinks they’re storming the beaches of Normandy every time Starbucks runs out of oat milk. They cry on TikTok, lecture you about oppression from a $1,200 iPhone, and think emotional fragility is a political strategy. They are Gen Z — the softest, loudest, and most embarrassingly overconfident generation to ever exist. Let’s break it down. You’re Not Brave, You’re Bored Half of Gen Z’s activism is just a side effect of having nothing real to fight. They grew up in a world where every comfort was handed to them: Instant food Instant gratification Instant opinions spoon-fed by algorithms Now they’re looking for meaning — and finding it in outrage. Instead of fighting actual injustice, they “fight” systemic racism by posting black squares on Instagram. They cry about mental health on Twitter but flip out when someone suggests logging off. Their version of civil disobedience? Canceling a YouTuber who didn’t cry hard enough in his...

The Left Only Loves Science When It Tells Them What They Want to Hear

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  Science used to be about testing hypotheses, following the data, and updating your views when reality didn’t cooperate with your feelings. Then the modern Left got a hold of it. Now? Science is treated like a vending machine. You don’t follow it — you shake it until the result you want falls out. Let’s take a tour of the three-ring circus: COVID, gender, and climate change — the holy trinity of cherry-picked “scientific” narratives. COVID: Obey the Science (Until It’s Inconvenient) Remember "trust the science"? That slogan was shouted from rooftops, printed on yard signs, and baked into every media headline for two years straight. But the second the science said something the Left didn’t like — suddenly it was optional. When lockdowns destroyed small businesses but let BLM protests march shoulder-to-shoulder? "That’s different." When studies showed kids were low-risk and schools could reopen? “Well... we can’t take any chances.” When natural immunit...

Men Who Dye Their Hair Blue Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Vote

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 Let’s just say it: If your head looks like it lost a fight with a pack of highlighters, you probably shouldn’t be deciding national policy. We’re talking about blue-haired men — the official mascots of progressive dysfunction. The guys who scream about “late-stage capitalism” while filming TikToks in their mom’s kitchen. The ones who think deodorant is fascist but voting for open borders is “compassionate.” They’re not just annoying. They’re dangerous — because these are the men the modern Left is producing. And they’re shaping the future whether we like it or not. The Blue-Haired Male: A Species in Decline What kind of man dyes his hair blue? Not a construction worker. Not a father. Not someone who could change a tire if his life depended on it. He’s the type who calls himself “nonbinary” on Tuesdays and cries about toxic masculinity by Thursday. He owns more pronoun pins than tools. He treats voting like a performance — not a responsibility. These men aren’t rebelling. T...

What Happened to Liberal Men?

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  There was a time — not long ago — when even liberal men had spines. They were still annoying, sure, but at least they resembled adult males. Now? They cry in group chats, post TikToks about their “anxiety spirals,” and get winded walking to the mailbox. So what the hell happened? Let’s break it down. And yes, we’re naming names. From Rebellious to Ridiculous The old-school leftist man had his flaws. He smelled like incense and bad weed. He protested everything, including stuff he didn’t understand. But at least he stood for something — or at the very least, against something. Today’s liberal man doesn’t stand at all. He sits — mostly in folding chairs at drag brunches — writing strongly worded posts about systemic bias in sandwich pricing. The edge is gone. Rebellion has been replaced by reblogging . Resistance is now a series of TikTok sighs set to ukulele music. The fire is gone, and in its place? A scented candle labeled “Safe Space.” Soy, Screens, and Self-Diagnosis...

Democracy Dies in Darkness — But Only If You Vote Republican

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 The Left loves to say they’re “protecting democracy.” You’ll hear it in every speech, every headline, and every crybaby Twitter thread. But somehow, democracy only seems to need protection when Republicans start winning. When Trump was elected in 2016? Democracy was “under attack.” When Elon Musk bought Twitter? Democracy was “threatened.” When a conservative dares to speak on campus or questions mail-in voting? Apparently, they’re trying to overthrow the country. Funny how that works. They Don’t Want Democracy — They Want Control Let’s be real: today’s Democrats don’t want your vote. They want your obedience. When things go their way, it’s a "free and fair election." When they lose? “Russian interference.” “Insurrection.” “Disinformation.” They love democracy as long as it’s their version: Big tech silencing your voice FBI raids on political opponents Mail-in ballots with no chain of custody “Fact-checkers” deciding what you’re allowed to think Th...

Red Hats and Rhyme Schemes: Are Conservative Rappers Legit or Just Chasing Clout?

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  The Rise of the Red-Pilled Rapper Once upon a time, being a rapper and being conservative were mutually exclusive. Hip-hop was born in the struggle — a soundtrack to poverty, police abuse, and distrust of the system. But times have changed, and the system is the Left now. Enter a new breed of artists: conservative rappers. Some wear MAGA hats in music videos. Some torch woke ideology in their lyrics. Some headline Trump rallies. Are they real? Are they a threat to the liberal monopoly on entertainment? Or are they just clout chasers exploiting the culture war for cash? Let’s dig in. Who Are These Guys? Let’s name names: Tom MacDonald — Canadian-born white rapper with face tats, Billboard hits, and an anti-woke, anti-cancel-culture message. Not officially GOP, but his fanbase is. Forgiato Blow — Straight-up MAGA rapper. Has Trump’s endorsement. Literally calls himself the “Mayor of MAGAville.” Bryson Gray — Bible-thumping conservative rapper who raps about Trump...

How Greg Gutfeld Took Over Late Night (While Everyone Pretended He Didn’t)

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  While the rest of late-night TV was dying in a puddle of fake laughter and Trump jokes, Greg Gutfeld quietly became the king of the whole damn genre. Yes, that Gutfeld. The guy liberals mocked for years. The short guy on Fox. The one with the weird laugh and the permanent smirk. The guy who, apparently, was supposed to fail. Except he didn’t. He crushed them. The Numbers Don’t Lie (But The Media Does) Let’s start with the one thing liberals hate more than freedom: math. In 2021, Gutfeld! overtook every single late-night competitor in ratings. Fallon, Colbert, Kimmel — all of them. Gutfeld pulled in more viewers with a smaller budget, fewer guests, and a set that looks like it was built in someone’s rec room. This wasn’t a fluke. It wasn’t a one-week win. He dominated for months. And not in some niche timeslot either. He beat the big boys in prime time. While Colbert burned $40 million a year to call Trump “Drumpf,” Gutfeld told actual jokes — and America tuned in. The ...

Too Cool to Cancel: Why Ted Nugent and Kid Rock Still Drive the Left Insane

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  Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are two of the most hated men in America—if you ask the left. To liberals, they’re vulgar, outdated, politically incorrect, and worst of all, unapologetically American. They hunt. They raise hell. They speak their minds. They support Trump. That’s more than enough to send your average Brooklyn-based podcast host into cardiac arrest. But for all the rage, hashtags, and attempted cancellations thrown at them, neither of them has been canceled. Not even close. In fact, the more outrage they generate, the stronger they get. Too Cool to Cancel Liberals don’t just dislike Ted Nugent and Kid Rock. They despise them. They want them wiped off the face of the culture. Banned. Forgotten. Treated like radioactive waste. The problem is—they don’t go away. They tour. They sell out shows. They speak at rallies. They go viral. They mock the outrage. And they do it all without corporate PR handlers whispering in their ears. That drives the left insane. Why? Because...

Stephen Colbert’s $40 Million Meltdown: The Real Reason His Show Got Canceled

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 Stephen Colbert’s Late Show is ending in 2026, and liberals are throwing a tantrum like someone canceled Christmas. Predictably, the blame cannon is pointed squarely at Donald Trump. Because of course it is. The man could sneeze and someone at MSNBC would blame him for melting the ice caps. But let’s take a moment to do something radical—let’s tell the truth. Colbert’s show wasn’t canceled because of Trump. It was canceled because it was losing forty million dollars a year. That’s not a typo. That’s not exaggerated. That’s a confirmed report: $40,000,000 annually to keep a smug guy in a suit telling recycled political jokes to a studio audience that forgot how to laugh somewhere around 2019. That kind of financial hemorrhaging isn’t “edgy,” it’s dumb. It’s unsustainable. And it’s exactly what happens when you treat your TV show like a political campaign instead of entertainment. Liberal Math: When 40 Million in Losses Equals "Trump's Fault" If you ask Colbert or ...