The Left Only Loves Science When It Tells Them What They Want to Hear

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Leftist politicians ignoring real science

 Science used to be about testing hypotheses, following the data, and updating your views when reality didn’t cooperate with your feelings. Then the modern Left got a hold of it.

Now? Science is treated like a vending machine. You don’t follow it — you shake it until the result you want falls out.

Let’s take a tour of the three-ring circus: COVID, gender, and climate change — the holy trinity of cherry-picked “scientific” narratives.

COVID: Obey the Science (Until It’s Inconvenient)

Remember "trust the science"? That slogan was shouted from rooftops, printed on yard signs, and baked into every media headline for two years straight.

But the second the science said something the Left didn’t like — suddenly it was optional.

  • When lockdowns destroyed small businesses but let BLM protests march shoulder-to-shoulder? "That’s different."

  • When studies showed kids were low-risk and schools could reopen? “Well... we can’t take any chances.”

  • When natural immunity turned out to be at least as protective as the vaccine? “Conspiracy theory!”

Masks? One minute, the CDC says don’t wear them. Next, wear two. Then don’t again. If that sounds like “following the science” to you, you’ve got a strange definition of science.

Let’s be honest: “The science” meant whatever Anthony Fauci said on that specific day. You weren’t allowed to question him — despite the fact he contradicted himself more than a Magic 8-Ball.

In real science, you question everything. In political science, you question nothing. Guess which one we were living under.

Gender: Biology Is Real… Until We Feel Sad

Ask a biologist — any real one, not someone paid by TikTok — and they’ll tell you that sex is binary. XX or XY. That’s basic 9th-grade biology.

But suddenly, the Left decided that chromosomes are outdated, feelings are science, and if a man says he’s a woman, you better nod and clap or you’re a bigot.

So let’s get this straight:

  • You can’t question vaccine trials (that’s “anti-science”),

  • But you can say men get periods and give birth, and that’s somehow... scientific?

We went from “biology is real” to “biology is oppression” in the blink of a TikTok transition.

Even when studies show that biological males maintain physical advantages in sports — bone density, lung capacity, muscle mass — those studies get buried. Why? Because the results aren’t politically useful.

And the few brave scientists who publish real data? They get blacklisted, called hateful, and sometimes fired. So much for open inquiry.

Climate Change: Your SUV Is Killing the Planet (But Taylor Swift’s Jet Is Fine)

Ah yes, climate change — the crown jewel of cherry-picked panic.

Here’s how it works:
If it’s hot, that’s climate change.
If it’s cold, also climate change.
Drought? Climate change.
Flood? Still climate change.
Boring, average weather? You guessed it — climate change.

The science is “settled,” they say — which is a very scientific way to say “shut up.”

But they don’t actually want to solve anything. It’s all performance.

  • John Kerry flies around in a private jet to lecture coal miners about carbon.

  • Greta Thunberg scolds the world but can’t answer a single technical question.

  • Celebrities post beach selfies at 40,000 feet but demand YOU switch to paper straws and eat bugs.

Meanwhile, real climate data is complex and often uncertain. But admitting uncertainty? That doesn’t sell headlines or push global carbon taxes.

They want control — not climate solutions. If they actually believed this was a global emergency, they’d shut down Hollywood and Davos before your backyard BBQ.

"Science" Is Just Politics in a Lab Coat

The modern Left doesn’t love science.
They love selective science — the kind that agrees with their ideology and censors the rest.

They use science the way a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.

It’s not about discovery. It’s about authority.

  • They don’t cite studies. They cite hashtags.

  • They don’t question models. They worship them.

  • They don’t tolerate dissent. They erase it.

Remember when “follow the science” was just another way of saying “shut up and obey”? Because that’s exactly what it became.

Real Science Doesn’t Need a Hall Monitor

If you need to silence opposing voices, punish honest researchers, and rewrite definitions just to make your point — your point probably sucks.

Real science welcomes scrutiny. It thrives on debate.

But in today’s world, the only debates allowed are ones that end with “you’re a transphobic, climate-denying, anti-vax Nazi.”

Sound familiar?

Final Thought: If Science Is a Religion, the Left Are Its Cult

They don't worship science. They weaponize it.

And if you dare say "Wait a second…" — you’ll be cast out, canceled, or worse, fact-checked by a 23-year-old sociology major working for Facebook.

The Left loves science...
As long as it tells them what they want to hear.