Hulk Hogan Is Dead — and the Left Couldn’t Be Happier
Hulk Hogan is gone. Dead at 71.
One of the most iconic figures in American pop culture — a guy who told kids to say their prayers, eat their vitamins, and believe in themselves — has left the ring for good.
And while normal people are remembering him fondly, the modern left is doing what it does best: dancing on another grave.
Why?
Because Hogan dared to think for himself. He backed Trump. He refused to bow.
And in 2025, that’s a sin worse than murder.
From National Hero to “Problematic Relic”
Let’s rewind.
Hogan was everywhere. He was a cartoon, a cereal box, a Saturday morning legend. Everyone — left, right, center — loved him. He was the American good guy in boots and a bandana.
But then he did something unforgivable.
He supported a Republican.
Didn’t commit a crime. Didn’t beat anyone up in public. Didn’t start a cult.
He simply stood next to Trump, smiled, and waved a flag.
And just like that, every Twitter activist with 200 followers declared him a threat to democracy.
The Obits Write Themselves (and So Do the Smears)
Within minutes of Hogan’s death being confirmed, leftist blogs and blue-check “journalists” were dusting off the same tired routine:
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“Problematic figure.”
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“Troubled legacy.”
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“Symbol of white male aggression.”
Funny how they had no issue with him for decades. But the second he steps out of their ideological box, he’s suddenly a monster in spandex.
No One’s Too Dead to Cancel
Cancel culture used to stop at the grave.
Not anymore.
The new rule is: if you ever said the wrong thing, supported the wrong guy, or didn’t change your pronouns by 2022, then you deserve to be scrubbed from memory.
And Hogan broke every one of those rules.
He was loud. He was patriotic. He wasn’t ashamed to be masculine. And worst of all? He was liked by the wrong people.
The Truth They Hate
The truth is, Hogan didn’t belong to the left or the right. He belonged to America.
He was cheesy, over-the-top, a little ridiculous — and completely beloved.
The kind of icon who brought people together long before hashtags told us who to cancel.
But he didn’t evolve the way they wanted him to. He didn’t become an “ally.” He didn’t start every sentence with “as a cis white male.” He stayed himself.
That’s what really pissed them off.
Final Thoughts: They Can’t Cancel What Already Slammed the World
Hogan’s gone — and the left is pretending he was never worth remembering.
But here’s the reality:
The people still love him.
The fans still remember.
And no smug thinkpiece is going to change the fact that this man defined an era.
He made kids believe they could be heroes.
And if that’s not good enough for the woke mob, well…
“Whatcha gonna do, brother… when the spirit of Hulkamania runs wild long after you’re gone?”
Rest easy, Hulk.
You dropped the leg one last time — and the world still felt it.