Wind Farms Don’t Build Themselves, Genius
“Down with fossil fuels!”
That’s the liberal chant, shouted through megaphones powered by lithium batteries, printed on signs made of oil-derived plastic, shared on smartphones built in fossil-fueled factories, and posted on platforms hosted in coal-powered data centers.
And what’s the big solution? Wind farms.
Just throw up some giant spinning flowers and poof—free energy, no carbon footprint, no consequences, no reality required. It’s like a fairy tale written by someone who failed high school science and still believes Greta Thunberg is a prophet.
Should We Tell Them?
Honestly, should we even bother?
Should we tell them that wind turbines are built with fossil fuels?
That they’re made of steel, concrete, copper, fiberglass, and rare earth metals—all mined, transported, and manufactured with oil-powered machinery?
Should we tell them that erecting just one wind turbine requires thousands of gallons of diesel, massive cranes, concrete foundations hauled by semi-trucks, and helicopter surveillance—all powered by the exact fuels they want banned?
Should we show them the environmental devastation in China where rare earth minerals are extracted under zero regulations to make their precious green energy dreams come true?
Should we explain that turbines don’t work when the wind doesn’t blow, that they kill thousands of birds—including endangered species—and that most blades can’t even be recycled and just rot in landfills?
Should we? Really?
Or would it even matter?
The Church of Climate Delusion
See, this isn’t about facts. It’s about faith.
Liberals don’t believe in science. They believe in virtue signaling wrapped in science-y buzzwords. “Sustainability.” “Net zero.” “Green energy.” They don’t know what any of it means—they just know it makes them feel morally superior while sipping $8 organic oat milk lattes.
They think the world runs on hashtags and good intentions.
They don’t want to hear that wind turbines are a product of heavy industry, not unicorn farts. That solar panels are mass-produced in Chinese sweatshops using coal. That every EV they worship as a climate savior was made in a process drenched in oil.
They just want to yell “Fossil fuels bad!” and feel like heroes.
Reality: Brought to You by Oil
Let’s get something straight: there is no modern civilization without fossil fuels.
That includes:
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The trucks delivering their vegan groceries
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The planes flying them to climate conferences
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The iPads they use to stream documentaries about how evil oil is
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The heating in their homes
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The roads they drive on
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The hospitals, schools, data centers, and even the wind turbines themselves
Oil, coal, and natural gas make all of it possible. Period.
Wind and solar? They’re nice add-ons. They’re not replacements. Not now. Not ever. You don’t power a global economy on vibes and sunshine.
The Irony Is the Point
Here’s the sick twist: the left doesn’t actually want solutions. They want a perpetual crisis they can use to:
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Control behavior
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Push regulations
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Guilt-trip citizens
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Expand government power
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Redirect trillions in taxpayer money to their pet projects
The hypocrisy isn’t a bug. It’s a feature.
They want wind turbines built with oil because that way they can demand even more control to “offset the emissions” of the thing that was supposed to save us from emissions. It’s a rigged game. Heads they win, tails you lose.
This Is What You Get When You Let Feelings Run a Nation
The left’s climate agenda is a toddler’s fantasy. Ban the bad things. Keep the good things. Never ask how it works. Never ask who pays. Just trust the activists, trust the government, and keep marching in the street holding your recycled cardboard sign.
And when it all falls apart? Blame capitalism. Blame billionaires. Blame white men.
Never blame the ideology that told you machines would run on dreams and solar panels would end hurricanes.
So No—We Won’t Tell Them
Because they don’t want to hear it.
They don’t want to know where wind turbines come from. They don’t want to hear about Chinese slave labor mining cobalt. They don’t want to learn that the grid can’t handle their all-EV future. They don’t want reality. They want a storybook with windmills and rainbows and a villain named ExxonMobil.
So no. We won’t tell them.
We’ll let them keep yelling into their fossil-fueled bullhorns, wearing polyester climate protest t-shirts, and demanding wind farms they don’t understand. Let them keep proving our point with every tantrum they throw.
Meanwhile, the rest of us will keep the lights on.