Jim Acosta Just Interviewed a Dead Kid. This Is Not Satire

There was a time—believe it or not—when late night shows were actually funny. You’d stay up, grab a drink, and end the night with some laughs. But now? Late night comedy is where humor goes to die. Thanks to the woke brigade running the entertainment industry, we’ve been stuck with a lineup of smug, interchangeable liberal mouthpieces who forgot how to tell jokes. Kimmel. Colbert. Fallon. Seth "I Swear I Used to Be Funny" Myers.

What do they all have in common?

None of them are funny anymore. All of them have ratings in the toilet. And every one of them turned their shows into unwatchable Democrat campaign rallies. Remember when these shows were about comedy, not lecture series on the Climate Gender Equity of Ukraine? Let’s be honest: if I had been in charge of picking late night hosts, the world would be better off.

Here’s who should’ve gotten the job:

• Dana Carvey – The man can impersonate anyone and still has better comedic timing than all four current hosts combined.
• Norm Macdonald – May he rest in peace, but Norm could deliver a joke so dry it could drain the ocean. He didn’t care what was “appropriate,” which made him perfect.
• Dave Foley – Criminally underrated. Deadpan genius. And actually funny without needing a Trump joke every 30 seconds.
• Conan O’Brien – The last one standing who actually knew what comedy was. And what did they do? Shoved him out the door.

Instead, we got four politically-correct sock puppets who seem to be in a race to see who can cry on-air first when their side loses an election. Late night didn’t just get unfunny. It got terminal. And the ratings prove it. People stopped watching. Not because "TV is dying," but because the funny part died first. I don’t want a monologue that sounds like it was written by the DNC. I want to laugh. I want weird sketches. I want characters. I want spontaneity. Not Fallon giggling through every sentence like he’s scared to offend his producers. Bring back the edge. Bring back the weird. Bring back the funny. Hell, dig up Norm and give him the mic again—he’d still crush it.