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The Left’s Warped Relationship With Health and Science

There was a time when “health” actually meant something. It meant not eating trash, washing your hands, and maybe jogging once in a while. Now? Thanks to the modern left, “health” has been redefined into a set of ever-changing political moods. Whatever makes them look virtuous in the moment is “following the science.” Whatever makes you independent, skeptical, or unwilling to obey — that’s “dangerous misinformation.”

But scratch the surface and you’ll see their “health gospel” is nothing but contradictions stacked on contradictions.

Meat Is Murder, but Obesity Is Beautiful

They told you eating a burger was killing the planet and your arteries. They wagged their fingers at steak as if chewing a ribeye was morally equivalent to clubbing a baby seal. But the same people who want to ban red meat are also the loudest cheerleaders for “body positivity.” Morbid obesity is now “healthy at any size,” and pointing out that a 350-pound TikToker wheezing up a flight of stairs might not be peak fitness is treated as a hate crime.

So, eating a grass-fed steak? Dangerous. Being one insulin shot away from a foot amputation? Stunning and brave.

Ban Straws, Dump Billions of Masks

Remember the crusade against plastic straws? Liberals turned into eco-nuns, scolding you if you dared sip a Diet Coke without a paper straw disintegrating in your mouth. They said it was about saving the turtles. Fine.

Then 2020 hit, and suddenly those same people were tossing disposable masks into landfills, rivers, and sidewalks by the billions. Straws were banned, but masks — thin strips of plastic and synthetic fibers — became sacred. Nothing says “environmentalism” like turning the planet into a landfill of soggy blue face diapers.

Vaccine Zealotry vs. Toilet-Licking Clout

And here’s where the mask fully slips. For two solid years, liberals screamed at anyone who questioned the wisdom of injecting themselves with a brand-new pharmaceutical product. If you hesitated, you were accused of “killing grandma.” You were called a science-denier. They wanted you fired, banned, and excluded from public life.

Now pause. These were the same people — the same side — posting viral videos of themselves licking public toilets. Yes, toilets. The most germ-infested surface in civilization. The people who said you were a biological weapon for refusing a rushed shot were gleefully swapping pathogens for TikTok likes.

The irony is cosmic: skipping an mRNA jab made you a monster, but licking a Delta Airlines toilet seat made you “quirky.”

Big Pharma Saints, Natural Health Sinners

Another contradiction: they worship Big Pharma as if Pfizer were a church. Whatever the CDC tweets is gospel, no questions allowed. But mention vitamins, sunlight, exercise, or God forbid, personal responsibility, and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist hawking snake oil.

So swallowing brand-new pills from a company that’s paid billions in fraud settlements? Totally safe. Taking vitamin D and zinc? That’s dangerous pseudoscience.

The Real Thread: Control, Not Health

What ties all this together? It’s not science. It’s not health. It’s control.

• Meat bans aren’t about your cholesterol — they’re about controlling what you eat.
• Mask mandates weren’t about saving lives — they were about seeing who would obey.
• Vaccine passports weren’t about stopping disease — they were about dividing society into compliant vs. non-compliant.
• And the toilet-licking fad? That wasn’t about health at all. It was the left’s true face: people who love lecturing others, but will debase themselves for attention when the crowd demands it.

Their version of “science” is whatever props up the narrative of the week. Yesterday’s sacred rule is today’s forgotten joke.

Final Thought

If you take anything from this, it’s that the left never cared about consistency. They never cared about real health. They cared about control, optics, and clout.

The irony isn’t that they contradicted themselves. The irony is that they always will. And every time, they’ll demand you clap like seals while they do it — whether they’re banning your burger, selling you a booster, or proudly licking a toilet seat for likes.